Communicating your superior opinions to Johnny Foreigner can be an uphill struggle at the best of times, but with this essential phrase book you can indulge in derogatory discourse wherever you travel and make sure they get the message.
Do you talk to your cat more than your best friend? Is your kitty more pampered than you? Do your friends swap knowing looks when you start reciting endless stories about 'puss'? Well, you'd better learn to laugh at your obsession with the help of this book.
If the most useful French you learnt at school was 'un, deux, trois' when all you really wanted was 'soixante-neuf', then save room in your luggage for this tongue-in-cheek phrasebook and you'll definitely score more than just a suntan.
Everyone knows that girls rule, but do they know the rules to make sure things remain that way? It's a tough world, but this volume is designed to help sisters stay sassy and girls stay great! Follow the rules and you should get all the adoration and respect you deserve.
Ever been lost for words abroad? Impress your friends with a plethora of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book. Education's never been such fun. When you go on holiday abroad, it’s important to be able to communicate with the natives. It’s useful to know, for example, whether the policeman who is trying to bundle you into the back of a van with his truncheon up your arse is calling you...
